We come to you as three university students to share with you the knowledge of the 9th floor rebels. Let us introduce ourselves.
The Keener Jock: I go to bed at 6:30 every night as soon as I eat my dinner. Of course, I read 500 pages of my favourite bio book every night. This task only takes me 15 minutes because...I am a genius. I sleep for 12 hours because everyone needs 12 hours a night. 6:30 I wake up ready to face the day. I brush my teeth while counting to 1000 as an exercise for my brain. This is a wonderful strategy to achieve geniusity. I then go through a state of complete relaxation as I go through all of yesterday's lectures in my head. After this, I go for my morning run, to downtown and back. It's a short run, but it's all I have time for in my busy schedule. Then I return to school for a hearty breakfast while puzzling over my math textbooks. My breakfast includes all the major food groups, plus a few others. I go to class half an hour early to prepare myself mentally and physically for the intensive note-taking. This requires some wordpuzzles and some hand exercises. This brings me to lunch, which is of course light, since it is followed by basketball practice and then dinner. Sometimes I regret that I have no life, but when I think about how much I am achieving, I realize that it's all worth it.
Just kidding. I am actually completely normal and sane. You can refer to me as the Wise One.
The Other Al: Some might call me the weird one, but I'm pretty sure they're wrong. So a door ran into me. No big deal. So I roll up the whole freaking rim. I'm no retard. But weird is all about perspective. The Wise One, for example, thinks she's the coolest, but anyone with half a brain would agree that I am. I'm pretty cool. Not gonna lie. I have the best laugh, that's for sure. I'm a little addicted to Tim Hortons cause I love winning. I don't understand why I have to be called "The Other Al", especially since the other Al doesn't even call herself Al! I like boys. Currently I have this crush on a boy. He doesn't know it. Which is good. I love clean laundry. OH I like to play Dutch Blitz. I'm really fast so I'm good at it! I like to colour too. Pencil crayons taste gross. I think I should quit now while we still have readers. And since the Lazy One is too lazy to introduce herself, I'll do it for her!
The Lazy One: The truth has to come out eventually right? And yes, I'll admit it. I'm lazy. But honestly, who isn't these days? Drive through ATMS, online groceries, elevators, freaking horizontal movators, I'm just trying to fit in. And as the Other Al was saying, it's all in perspective. What may appear lazy to the basketball player, may just be the typical day of the average first year university student. Isn't it first year when you're supposed to slack off, coast through school, sleep in, and have all your meals supplied for you? Haven't you ever heard of the freshman 15? You call me lazy? I've only had to move over one belt loop! I consider myself to be quite fit. Yes sometimes I take the elevator to 3rd but when walking up a floor, i'll take the stairs. So I tend to ask other people to go get stuff for me when I am closer, but how else are they supposed to prove their friendship? From the eyes of others, I may appear lazy, but I think I'm right on track!
We are so glad to have met you! Hope you enjoy our blog. Peace out.
